We love the Christmas time of year. There's always something going on and there seems to be no end of things to sniff out, chew up, or sleep on. This year is a little different from last because Dad has been out in his "man-cave" alot and that means that we get to go out into the man-cave too. I like to sneak in while Dad is concentrating on his work and see what I can find to chew on. The garbage can usually has lots of little sticks of wood that I can take into the living room and chew into a bazillion pieces. Dakota lets me do most of the destruction around the house, but she has been known to lend a hand when she's bored.
Take the other day for example, I got into a lot of trouble for destroying Dad's wallet. I just couldn't help myself. Dad left it out on the fireplace hearth and while he was napping, I had a little quiet time to reflect and manducate (that's a fancy word for chew!). Dad says I'm lucky to be alive and that I didn't manducate the credit cards...What's a credit card? And yes, I do feel lucky to be alive, especially living with Mom and Dad.
I've especially been proud of Dad lately for the way in which he is making lots of little tiny sticks out of those bigger pieces that he has. He's got cool gadgets for cutting, sanding, and drilling and all of them make lots of wood chips and saw dust. Dakota and I should call him the "destroyer"!
Dad recently showed Mom a hole in a piece of wood that he had drilled. It looked funny to Mom and even to us too because it was very crooked. (I probably could have done better myself if Dad would just let me try out his tools, but then it would be nice to have an opposing thumb!) Mom said he could go get a brand new drill press to help him with his crooked hole problem. Curtis Martin, Dakota's boy friend, helped Dad bring home the new "beast" and I decided to have Dad take a picture so you can see it. When Dad turns that thing on I just like to stand back and watch the chips fly.
I've been helping Dad in the man-cave too. He says he's helping Santa. He takes those little sticks and pieces of wood that he makes and glues them together into some pretty strange shapes. He's been making a lot of those weird things for the grand kids for Christmas. I hope they like them because I sure don't have a clue what they're going to do with them. They are a little to big to fit in your mouth and Dad sprayed some kind of stuff on them to make them shiny. Those things don't taste or smell good any more. Dad seems to think that Santa will be pleased with his efforts.
Hey, if Dad is helping Santa make stuff for Christmas and Dad is Santa's helper, and if I am helping Dad make Christmas goodies, doesn't that make me Santa's helper too? It's a good question to reflect upon ... now where is Mom's wallet!